She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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