what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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