i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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