You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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