You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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