Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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