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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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