Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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