I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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