her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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