he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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