Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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