would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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