no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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