His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He did a backflip because drugs
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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