Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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