Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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