Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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