i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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