Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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