He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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