He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Alive.
So much puke
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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