i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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