Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
