so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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