I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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