Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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