redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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