wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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