She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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