There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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