I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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