Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm getting married
To pizza
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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