We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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