I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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