i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No more Irish car bombs ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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