just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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