The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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