i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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