only if we run a train.
done.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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