You insisted on take shots off of plates.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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