dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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