How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
my poor anus
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
