How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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