not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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