He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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