your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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