well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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