This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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