He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Randomize
