i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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