Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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