your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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