if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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